#5 - After disappearing...

OMG!!! I'm back!!! You'll never guess what happened to me! I went to the circus here in Castlemaine and was kidnapped (or would I say llamanapped) by a Turkish knifethrower, he sold me to a Belgian marshmallow factory owner, he had me on the production lines making the pink ones. I smuggled in a fake glasses nose and moustache and escaped, it is good to be home; Hi Paul Fenselau. 

 

My disguise I used when I escaped from the Belgian marshmallow factory and smuggled myself back home... I'll never eat the pink marshmallows again.. *shudder*

#4

Ok, so my new business venture is going to be starting up a plant nursery specialising in cacti!!! I am going to call it "The Big Prick" My mate Gary is going to run it for me, he is about 6'4" so he fits the bill!! Confessed to Telia today that I can speak English.

#3

Had someone new shave my arse today, my normal girl Jesse has contacted me and does not want to do it anymore since I got on Facebook!!! What the?? Great news, I didn't get the job on the ferris wheel (Gary got it) but I think I have scored something big!!

#2

Well it turns out that my job as a Ferris wheel attendant was in actual fact just an interview. I was up against two guys called Gary. They were brothers. Their parents loved the name Gary so gave them the same name, Gary and Gary! I liked Gary but Gary was a tool. Not sure how I went, will find out soon. There is a job going at the local deli too, not sure if I will go for that cos that would make me the deli llama!

#1

Bloody hell!! What a day!! Have you ever had a day where eveyone seems to be staring at you? I was walking down the street and everyone was just looking, looking, looking at me!! So I'm a llama!! get over it!! It's not all beer and skittles you know! At least you don't have to get someone else to shave your arse!! Tomorrow I start my job as a Ferris Wheel attendant, I hope that goes well. Played with Telia for a while today, still a few issues communicating with my new family but they seem nice.